Does Moffat break your brain? Did you not understand The Wedding of River Song? Do you like it when people use comedy to make a point about how they’re right and other people are wrong? WELL DO I HAVE THE PERFECT THING FOR YOU.
[Warning: Lots of text. Stupid text. Things people will disagree on because Whovians are physically incapable of agreeing on things.]
THE WEDDING OF RIVER FUCKING SONG (AND ALSO THE DOCTOR. WHO IS A BIT OF A DICK IN THIS EPISODE.)
Time: I APPEAR TO HAVE GONE WIBBLY.
Churchill: Okay bro tell us what happened because this shit is crazy.
Doctor: YES LET ME TELL YOU EVERYTHING
Churchill: What. Just like that. Why didn’t you tell me from the start. We had you locked up for ages, we would have let you out if you told us.
Doctor: I LIKE BEARDS
Churchill: Right. So wh—
Doctor: FLASHBACK TIIIIIMES